"Can I do this from my computer?"

"Yes, ma'am. You can be at any computer."

"What?"

"A computer."

"What's an A Computer?"

Sometimes people can be so dumb when they're on the phone. I seriously hope that it's just a case of phone-nerves that make people say some of the dumb things that they do, or I might seriously throw something. Potentially something not breakable.

Anyway, I've avoided this thing forever, but I figure I'm on the computer virtually all the time, so I might as well have something other than Tetris to do between calls. My name is Tanner Savage, and I'm the host - I guess - to Bobby Singer from Supernatural. You know, the one who after last night's episode is probably going to make some really stupid decision.

There goes the neighborhood.